Why can a Cheetah not hide?
Because it's always spotted.
Cheetah Jokes
Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
A husband and wife are on safari in Africa
They see an antelope wander under a tree, when ...
So a lion and a cheetah were racing...
So a lion and a cheetah were racing and the che...
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Is it hard to spot a cheetah?
No, they come that way.
Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?
Because the winner was a cheetah
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out.
Cred...
Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter?
A cheetah paper.
VW just released a new diesel car...
It's called the Cheetah.
... credits to a c...
A cheetah walks slowly out of the stock exchange...
...looking completely depressed. Two men, stand...
I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion
I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah
Why did the lion lose at poker?
He was playing with a cheetah.
How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?
You don't, they're already spotted!
How did the lion lose at poker?
He was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the lion lose at poker?
He was playing with a cheetah.
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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?
Fast food
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A leopard cub gets in trouble at school
So this leopard cub, at cat school, gets in tro...