...looking completely depressed. Two men, standing nearby having a smoke, watch the sad scene. One indicates the cheetah with his cigarette.
"That's the third time I've seen him come out of there this week like that. Lost his retirement funds this time, I think."
His partner shakes his head. "A cheetah? Playing the stock exchange? What was it thinking?"
To which the other replies, "Seriously - doesn't it know that cheetahs never prosper?"
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