Cheetah Jokes

Cheetah Jokes

World's fastest animal.

A group of scientists wanted to see who actuall...

Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other...

When one accuses the other...
"He's the CHEETAH...

What is the fastest insect in the World? "Lice" Why? ...

Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

An old joke, regardless its still hilarious.

A cheetah would never cheat on his wife.
But a ...

A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree...

Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks ...

Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth.

If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?

No, but a tiger would.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins!

The lion say "your such a cheeta!!"
The cheetah...

so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race

The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Ch...

Buddy of mine just told this to me

A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too...

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

Which big cat should you never play cards with ...

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheeta...

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

Which big cat should you never play cards with ...

Relationship issues

Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during the...

Bad Sport

Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
...

Jungle cat race

Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!