Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse cost...

What does a cat go to sleep on ?

What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf ...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat y...

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? Th...

Why is a cat like a penny?

Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a hea...

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the c...

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? '...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named LOVE.

One day there was a woman who lost her cat name...

Fred came home from his first day at school.

Fred came home from his first day at school. No...

Fred came home from his first day at school.

Fred came home from his first day at school. No...

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the c...

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is ...

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a ca...

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

Which big cat should you never play cards with ...

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

What type of wind is named after both a cat and...

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal h...

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look lik...

Animal Attraction

Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on ...

Get off the Couch

A poodle and a collie are walking down the stre...