When all the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
Cat Jokes
Relationship issues
Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during the...
A feline in disbelief
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
Cat Birthday
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?...
Cat Birthday
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your...
Kitty Birthday
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a c...
Another bad cat joke
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
We’re Not Kitten
Q. What does a cat have that no other animal ha...
Cat and Mouse
Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away...
Jungle Poker
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: ...
Sad Job
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Bec...
Don’t Go Anywhere, Mouse
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: ...
Fashionista Kitty
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was fel...
Too Poor
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his mo...
Let’s go shopping!
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They...
Mount Meow
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meo...
Ouch
For a man to truly understand rejection… he mus...
Hide and seek
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Becaus...
Play that song!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
Brrr!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? ...
Rise and Shine!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Kr...
Guilty!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the...
Poker Face
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too ma...
Bad Weather
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: ...
Relationship Problems
I had to get rid of my husband. He was allergic...