Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pu...
Cat Jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
Which big cat should you never play cards with ...
Why was the cat so small ?
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate ...
What is another way to describe a cat ?
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat ...
What do cat actors say on stage ?
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not ...
What is an octopus?
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. Excuse ...
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-...
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped...
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you. ...
Doctor, said the patient, I need help!
Doctor, said the patient, I need help! I can't ...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
A mother was reading a book about animals to he...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.
A group of young children were siting in a circ...
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.
A man out for a walk came across a little boy p...
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Becaus...
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa ...
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Che...
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?...
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?...
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized...
Doctor, doctor!
Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, ...
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for...
Which dog looks like a cat?
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in dis...
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*...
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate ...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a fr...