Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ...

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that lik...

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because sh...

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairm...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottl...

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spellin...

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father ...

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a wh...

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

What kind of cat should you take into the deser...

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?...

What cat purrs more than any other ?

What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge ?

Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridg...

When the cat's away.....?

When the cat's away.....? The house smells bett...

Why was the cat so small ?

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate ...

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in ...

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfec...

What is another way to describe a cat ?

What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat ...

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?

What did the cat do when he swallowed some chee...

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? Th...

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because s...

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When yo...

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've g...

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?...

What is a black cat's favourite TV show ?

What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami...

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

What do you call a black cat than can spring up...