Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it...
Cat Jokes
Q: What does a cat say when he likes something?
Q: What does a cat say when he likes something?...
What is a Cat?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rar...
It's out!
It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...
What has more lives than a cat?
What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it cr...
Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Your accountants letter of resignation is postm...
What does a cat say when he likes something?
What does a cat say when he likes something? It...
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Becau...
There's this guy named Jacob.
There's this guy named Jacob. His favorite colo...
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side do...
There were three guys in an airplane.
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy d...
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he unde...
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?...
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mi...
Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?
Cat: What did you get him for his birthday? Dog...
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No m...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her c...
Which burgers are dishonest?
Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burg...
A motorist ran into a shop.
A motorist ran into a shop. Do you own a black ...
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat.
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a ...
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole ...
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: ...
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scr...
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: C...