I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I went down the street to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in a now.

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

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