George W. Bush became very hungry between photo-op-stops, so he ordered his
limo to take him to a Jack-in-the-box drive-thru. The limo pulled up far enough
forward so that George, himself could place his own order. He said "I'll have a
Big Mac, fries, and a shake." He began to roll his window up, but stopped
half-way, rolled it back down and shouted "...and by the way, that's to go!"
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