CLINTON, GORE, AND BUSH FACE FIRING SQUAD

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad
in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed
against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out,
"Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall
and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order
was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped
over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster
and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad
was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear
to ear and yelled, "Fire!"