"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here
because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era
of peace in the Pacific." �George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little
something called World War II, Tokyo, and Feb. 18, 2002
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