Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Dr. Blonde


A brunette asks her blonde if she can lend her...

Blonde Boys


Why do blonde girls have black and blue spots ...

Dazzy Devil


WARNING- im having a blonde moment speak slowe...

~*Blonde in the appliance store*~


A blonde walks into an appliance store and say...

Blonde Horses Around


There once was this blonde riding a horse. Aft...

blondes and pitbals


Whats the difference between blondes and pitba...

Why did the blondes?


Q:why did the blondes jump off the building?

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Blonde vs. Mosquito


Q. what's the difference between a blonde and ...

Blonde


One day a blonde called the fire station to re...

Why is it good to ha


Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You...

TGIF blondes


Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes? ...

Lipstick Stains


Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steer...

Takeout Order


A blonde walks into a building and says rather...

Mouthful


Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?


A: Beca...

New TV


There was a blonde and she wanted to buy a TV ...

The blonde and Cheerios


Q. What did the blond say to her father after...

Porch or Ferrari !


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided ...

Highway 119


A police officer pulls over a car with a young...

Jumping off a building


why did 3 blondes jump off a building?
to s...

On The House


Question: How do you get a blonde on the roof?...

The stranded lawyers!


Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted is...

Blondes in a car


Two blondes are in a car on their way to disne...

2 Blonds and Money


There were 2 blonds walking down the street......

Cheer


Q: What's the blonde's cheer?


A: "I'm blonde...

How do you kill a blonde?


Q: how do you kill a blonde?
A: put a scratch...