Takeout Order


A blonde walks into a building and says rather loudly "CAN I HAVE A PORTION OF CHIPS AND A COUPLE OF SAUSAGES PLEASE?"The woman behind the counter looks puzzled and then says "I'm sorry madam, this is a library!"The blonde seems rather embarrassed and replies in a whisper "sorry, may I have portion of chips and a couple of sausages please!"

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