Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

You've got mail


A man was in his front yard mowing his front l...

You've got mail


A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, loo...

hurry


What do u say to a blonde when your in a hurry...

BlOnDeS cAn dIe


How do you drown a blonde?


Put a scratch and...

Blonde Orange Juice


The clerk at the local grocery store was stock...

Two blondes


There were two blondes sitting in the park and...

69 plus G.S.T.


Q: What are 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Dead birdie


One day, a blonde and her friend were walking ...

Did you hear about the blonde who...


...was told she was a silly puss, but insisted...

Cause you have to hollow out its head!


Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde s...

What do you call two blondes in a bubble gum...


What do you call two blondes in a bubble gum c...

You got mail


A man was in his front yard mowing grass when ...

Why did the deaf blo


Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? ...

Blonde gets haircut


A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a hairc...

6 years in a Blonde's life


Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's ...

Q. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?


Q. What do a blonde and a screen door have in...

Blonde mesquito


Q:What is the difference between a blonde and ...

BAAAAH!


Once there was this brunette who was driving h...

Bad reception


A blonde went to electronic store and she aske...

Angry truck driver and the Ferrari


one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in...

A blonde decides to try horse-back riding,...


A blonde decides to try horse-back riding, eve...

Blonde Destroyer


What is a blonde's definition of a naval destr...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of for...

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blonde car


A blonde is in the car with her boyfriend and ...