A man was in his front yard mowing his front lawn when his
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A
little while later she came out of her house and again went to
the mail box and opened it again, then slammed it shut again,
and back in the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn , here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it
closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, " Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, " There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps giving me a message saying, " YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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