Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Dumb


Who would hit the floor First the blond or Bru...

Blonde helicopter pilot


Why did the blonde helicopter pilot die?


Whe...

Home


There were two blondes going to disneyland. TH...

Blonde Miracle Diet


An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for ...

Gross Ignorance


Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
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Blonde in the Mornin


What does a blonde do when she wakes up? Go ho...

Black eyed Blonde


What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?...

How do you get a blo


Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave

The Pill


Why do blondes take the pill?So they know what...

Blond/Brunette Joke


*Q*How come blondes are soooo dumb?
*A*Becaus...

My daughter's bedroom


there was a bruntette, redhead, blonde and the...

Twin blondes


What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum...

Why do blondes have legs?...


Why do blondes have legs?


To get between the...

Ventriloquist


One day, a ventriloquist was in a club telling...

Vital Airhead Statistics


An airhead goes for a job interview in an offi...

Chewing


why was the blonde chewing on the fraidy-cats ...

Underwear


Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?


A: They ma...

A rebel without a clue!


Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jack...

Blondes and gravity


Q. A blonde and a brunette both jump off a tal...

Blonde jokes


i knew a blonde who was so stupid she...
~she...

I know a blonde that was so stupid that when...


I know a blonde that was so stupid that when s...

Patrolmen's Ball


Actual Police Accounts


The woman in question...

The Mall


There were four blondes going to the mall and
...

Fetch


The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog ...

At The Bar


Question:
Why did the blonde take a ladder in...