Blonde jokes

i knew a blonde who was so stupid she...
~she got stabed in a shoot out.
~she sent a pack of M&Ms back because they had W on them instead
of M.
~she tride to put M&Ms in alphabeticle order.
~it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuts (old but good)
~she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~when she was going to the airport she saw a sing that said
"airport left" and she went home.
~if u gave her a penny for her thoughts ud get change back.
~when she saw NC-17 (under 17 not admited) she went back and got
16 friends.
~when she heard that 90% of all crimes happen at home..... she
moved.
~she thought Boys II Men where a daycare.