Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment.
Bird Jokes
Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line.
Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sittin...
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd Jimmy and careen down the hill.
While driving down a steep and curvy logging ro...
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.
A young college student had stayed up all night...
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird ...
What do you call a very rude bird ?
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbi...
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to la...
Which bird is always out of breath ?
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
What bird tastes just like butter ?
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
What kind of bird opens doors ?
What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a sh...
What do you call a bird that lives underground ?
What do you call a bird that lives underground ...
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a wo...
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with ...
What is the definition of Robin ?
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who st...
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a...
What is the strongest bird ?
What is the strongest bird ? A crane !
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird...
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?...
Which bird ran for President?
Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
Why did the bird join he air force?
Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted t...
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A batter...
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a sk...
Teacher: What's a robin?
Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that stea...
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together.
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape f...