My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns
Well, toucan play at that game
Bird Jokes
The Male Ohno Bird
The male Ohno bird, native to the wilds of Tanz...
People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but...
i don't recall a similar reaction when bill cl...
A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech
It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 del...
Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store?
Because of their great buy one, get one free of...
A woman adopted a foul-mouthed bird because he was so beautiful and she thought he could be retrained.
The shelter told her the bird lived in a whore...
Where do they go?
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead pengu...
Is it a bird is it a plane...
What ever it is its headed for the world trade ...
If Donald Trump is elected President, it would be more appropriate if we change the eagle on the Great Seal of the United States...
to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the on...
What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird?
Spice girls
What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?
Tequila mockingbird
Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!
It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease....
In politics we call it left-wing and right-wing because we are all a part of the same bird.
And we are all being told what to do by bird br...
Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is against the law and the other is a sick ...
A mummy calls a restauraunt.
- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the ph...
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other needs oink...
What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?
Cheap cheap!
What's the most favorite bird among most men?
[BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby)...
What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?
*Cheep, cheep.*
Bird puns
I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to anno...
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
Nope! It's the j...
Little Johnny is in class...
The teacher asks the class, "there are 5 birds ...
What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird?
A cock-r-two
I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night...
"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.
"Tell...