Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Too good to be true?


An 80-year old man was having his annual check...

Tracks


In Colorodo there is a hunting compotiton. 3 m...

Martha Stewart's Safety Tips For Party Animals


- Always make every effort to keep hands, hair...

Nuts


Two men were hunting in the woods.One man tune...

Outrun the bear


Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted ...

Panda Bear


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

Martha Stewart


Martha Stewart's time behind bars is starting ...

Closed for winter


Did you bear about the two blondes that were f...

Obi's Son


If Obi Wan Had a Son, of what name would he be...

The religious bear.


In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter ...

Ten Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies


1. No matter what my problem is, it's the faul...

Clone


A scientist had been keeping a secret for over...

*Mr. Rabbit & Mr. Bear*


>>One day Mr.Rabbit & Mr.Bear were w...

The Czech is in the male


There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a ...

Outrun the bear


Two campers are walking through the forest whe...

little bear and mother bear


Mother bear was showing little bear around the...

Bear advisory


The Forest Service has issued a "BEAR WARNING"...

Butte Bear


A bear walks into a bar in Butte, Montana and ...

Dumb Riddles!


1. A man builds a house with all four sides fa...

Chem one-liners 03


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was...

Monicagate as seen by the bard...


THE TRAGIC COMEDIE OF KING LEERScene 1. A fore...

Panda eating


There once was a panda in a bar, the manager s...

100 Percent Polar Bear


One day a very young polar bear was sitting on...

Little Red Riding Hood


Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was wa...

Tiger and Pooh


Why was Tiger looking in the toilet?


He w...