TIL the Grizzly Bear population at Yellowstone Park is 5 times what it was at it's lowest point.

That means I'm 5 times more likely to get an Oscar on my next visit to Yellowstone.

EDIT: Stupid grammar/punctuation in the title. My bad.

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