Baseball Jokes

3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field?

Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded.

"How do fast food restaurants make so much money?" [OC]

"They flip burgers for profit!"

Just thought o...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

In the ocean?
Bob.
At your door?
Matt.
Being th...

A young man was sent to prison,

Upon his arrival an older man welcomed him to ...

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground be...

So there was a family of horses

So there was a family of horses. There was a d...

Learned this when I was eight, still one of my favorites.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking a...

A Mother's Quotes PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.

A Mother's Quotes PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: I don't...

Things I've Learned From My Children 01.

Things I've Learned From My Children 01. A king...

If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as?

If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fen...

Things I've Learned From My Children 01.

Things I've Learned From My Children 01. A king...

Louisville Slugger makes professional baseball bats from kiln dried Chuck Norris turds.

Louisville Slugger makes professional baseball ...

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and w...

On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St.

On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and...

Q: Why don't matches play baseball?

Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One stri...

Little League Baseball Game As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home.

Little League Baseball Game As I was driving ho...

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, Hey, where've you been?

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said...

After eight days of backpacking with my wife, we were looking pretty scruffy.

After eight days of backpacking with my wife, w...