After eight days of backpacking with my wife, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles. Darling, she said, does my hair make me look like a water buffalo? I thought for a moment, then said, If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?
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