A guy walks into the bar and sits down next to a man. The man says to him "you see that hot girl in the bar" the guy looks over to his right and see's a hot girl sitting at the bar. He says "ya" and looks back toward the man. Then the man said "you want me to introduce you to her". The guy says "yes" and the two walk over to her and start to talk. Later as the guy walks out of the bar with the girl the bartender asks why he set the guy up with that girl. the man replied "I probably would have kept her for myself but I dont date men".
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