Things not to say on your Valentine's date
* I really don't like this restaurant that muc...
Animal Jokes
Flat mate
Q.Why did the frog cross the road
A. to vi...
The turkey
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because h...
This is supposedly a true story from a recent...
This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...
Frenchman Walks into a Bar
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the la...
If you tied buttered toast
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a ca...
What is "it"?
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long oneMichael J....
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...
Blind pilot
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...
blondes
3 blondes stranded into the woods the first sa...
Beckham
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Alth...
barracks door...
barracks door
A man walks into a supermarket...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...
The Scientist and the Frog
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. ...
Mountain Man
One day a family was flying over a mountain ra...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" usin...
How to catch a elephant
dig a big hole put ashes in the hole put pees ...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus d...
Actual Control Tower Conversations
November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The c...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Ch...
Blonde ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthda...
A pubic hair.
Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. ...
Terminology Aussie Style
Log On......Make the barbie hotter
Log Off....
DUI
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a ...
Dog in Heat
Little Johnny wanted to walk his dog. So he go...