Mountain Man

One day a family was flying over a mountain range when all of a
sudden a the father snapped and threw the two year old baby out
the window. 15 years later, the now 17 year-old baby was
sitting on the hill that he eventually landed on when a squirrel
came up to him and said hi. Shocked, the man said "What did you
say?" The squirrel replied, "I said, hi you shmuck".
Immediately, the man picked up the squirrel and said, "I don't
want any talking squirrels by me," and he kicked the squirrel
off the hill.
About a month later, a bunny came up and said hi. Again
shocked, the man said "What did you say?" The bunny replied, "I
said, hi you dork". Immediately, the man picked up the bunny and
said, "I don't want any talking bunnys by me," and he kicked the
bunny off the hill. About another week later, a mmose came up
and said hi. By this time, the man was frustrated by all these
freakishly mutated animals talking to him, and so he said,
"Listen mmose, I don't wand any talking mmoses by me! GO
AWAY!!!!!!!" and kicked him off the hill. The next morning, an
incredibly irate mouse knocked on his door and woke him up.
Thinking somebody found him stranded in the mountains, he
quickly jumped out of bed and opened the door to find a mouse.
"What do YOU want?" The mouse then picked him up and said, "we
don't want any talking humans by us" and he kicked the man off
the hill, and he died. The End