Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

What size is that?


One hot summer afternoon a woman is at the loc...

Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!


At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf...

I like to go down


I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend...

Mouse reunion

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Ma...

Meat or Vegetables?


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more frui...

Hunting trip


There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead....

What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?...


What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?


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Redneck Hunting


Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them in...

Company cost cutting


New Corporate Cost-Cutting Policy Due to the c...

Some Short Ones...


A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at...

Playing Chicken


In December, Leonard Oak, 51, was convicted of...

Slug in your aunt's bed?


Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your a...

A Panda Walks into a bar


A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the b...

Legless cow


What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Be...

Redneck Custody


You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo ...

If idiots could fly, this


If idiots could fly, this world would be an ai...

Two Little Old Ladies


Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one ...

Pink Horse & a Purple Elephant

What do you do if there is a pink horse and a p...

The story of jack and jill


jack and jill went up the hill
to get some ma...

The New Samurai


Way back in the time of the samurai, there was...

A Brief History Of M


A short history of medicine:I have an earache....

The Blonde Coyote


Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a le...

Trick


Think of a number from 1 to 10


Multiply tha...

Need a BMW


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Teddy Bear


I lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you ins...