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Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?...
Animal Jokes
Funny Mutt
What breed of dog tells off-color jokes? A smutt.
Jay Leno on Pet Scams
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video tha...
Rita Rudner on The Perks of Dog Ownership
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of li...
Dog Mom Is Always Right
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on ...
Harry Hill on Dog Enthusiasm
Why do dogs always race to the door when the do...
The Paradox of Grown-Ups
I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV ...
The Calculating Sheepdog
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...
Reid Faylor on Halloween
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
Doggoned Dumb
A sign said, “Do not allow your dog to chase, ...
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop d...
Fishing For Whiskey
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...
Weird Things Librarians Hear
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren’...
Workplace Tips for Bond Villains
The James Bond film Spectre opens in November. ...
A Horse Of A Different Species
Scene: Horseback-riding stable.
Mom: Those hors...
Worst Insurance Claims Ever
If you were an auto insurer, would you have pai...
A Fly-Killer’s Pickle
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My three-year-old daught...
Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech th...
Glass Half Full (of Dung)
A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an o...
“Dad?”
“Dad?” —Zebra looking at a piano
Sam Grittner
Crabby!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...
And the Oscar Goes To…
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was...
Wiener Wiener
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend pas...
Whatta Ham
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War wit...
Clam Up
I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I p...