The Fur is Flying
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed ...
Animal Jokes
Run, Kitty, Run
Q. What do you call a sad cat that's in a hurry...
Kitty Litter
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get...
Fizz for Felines
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr....
Britain Kittens
Q. What's a British cat's favorite fantasy book...
Shorthair Cat
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair...
Litter-ature
A CAT'S FAVORITE LITERATURE CHARACTERS:
Holden ...
Cat Cops
Q. What did the cat do after her home was broke...
Meow Romantic
Q. What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal?
A....
The Love of His Lives
A cat is making a declaration of love to his be...
Cat Fight
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A....
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play?
A....
Shakespurr (Part 2)
Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare quote?
A...
Shoe Sleeper
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe...
Star Trek Cat
Live long and pawspurr
Cat Lies
Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked i...
Purebred Cat?
No wonder he has such cattitude.
Sleepy Cat
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Reindeer Spotting
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on...
Reindeer Jokes
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke...
Rude Reindeer
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: R...
One Day at a Time
While our great-granddaughters were getting rea...
Santa Goes Shopping
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
...
Texts from Mom
Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Wher...
Never text Dad for help
Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of ...