Shopaholic
Q: Why don’t kittens like shopping online?
A: T...
Animal Jokes
Something sweet
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A: A mice c...
When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a ca...
Reid Faylor on Halloween
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
Game Respect Game
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and...
When Cats Go James Bond
The military may have invented the Internet, bu...
Cat Appetites
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...
Rich Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the m...
Smart Kitty
Q: What is a well-read cat's favorite book?
A: ...
Another bad cat joke
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
How Cats Drive
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...
Beauty Cat
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influ...
Spoiled Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it...
Christmas Cat
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Fath...
Under Arrest
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by l...
Pretty in Purple
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrr...
Obsessed With Meowself
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she lo...
Poor Kitty
Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
...
Online Shopping
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They...
Cat Computer
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: ...
Mixed with Vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bo...
Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Octopus or Cat?
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that ...
First Aid Kitty
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She w...
Feline Upset
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first pl...