Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Hungary text

"I am hungary."
"Maybe you should czech the fri...

Still can’t read minds

The guy who invented predictive text died last ...

Weird Questions Librarians Hear…

Before google, there were librarians. Here are ...

Coming Through!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ...

Pachyderm Problems?

I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room...

Dolphin Spy Thrillers

A few months ago, Hamas 
“arrested” a dolphin f...

Social Media IRL

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and...

The Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...

Q: What Do You Call an Amish Guy…

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand ...

Weird Questions Librarians Hear…

Before google, there were librarians. Here are ...

Weird Things Librarians Hear

Librarians may be shy, but 
their patrons aren’...

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...

A Horse Of A Different Species

Scene: Horseback-riding stable.
Mom: Those hors...

Worst Insurance Claims Ever

If you were an auto insurer, would you have pai...

Cat Flames

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it ...

Useless Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matte...

Igloo House

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it t...

What An Ugly Duck…

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into th...

My Sword of Employer

The black lacquer stand 
holding his prized sam...

A Fly-Killer’s Pickle

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My three-year-old daught...

Michelle Wolf on A Friend’s Pregnancy

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really e...

Robin McCauley on Wine

This may be the wine talking, 
but I really, re...

My Sword of Employer

The black lacquer stand 
holding his prized sam...

Attack

I overheard two EMT volunteers talking about th...

Going to the Doctor

My husband went to the cardiologist after exper...