Cat Birthday
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?...
Animal Jokes
Cat Birthday
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your...
Kitty Birthday
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a c...
Another bad cat joke
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
We’re Not Kitten
Q. What does a cat have that no other animal ha...
Cat and Mouse
Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away...
Don’t Go Anywhere, Mouse
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: ...
Fashionista Kitty
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was fel...
Too Poor
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his mo...
Let’s go shopping!
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They...
Ouch
For a man to truly understand rejection… he mus...
Hide and seek
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Becaus...
Play that song!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
Brrr!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? ...
Guilty!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the...
Relationship Problems
I had to get rid of my husband. He was allergic...
Bad Kitty
Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe
Ridin’ Furry
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A...
Word Nerd
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a co...
Purrrfect Strike
Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
A...
Bad Sport
Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
...
Scaredy Cat
Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: I...
Pain in the Tail
Q: What would a cat say if you stepped on its t...
Extra Purrr-estrial
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: “Take ...
Mew’s hues
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrple