Alpaca Outing
Want to go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Animal Jokes
Cowboy Dog
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someo...
Seal Jokes
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told h...
Whale Greeting
Whale hello there!
Off to College
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he ...
Bear Ears
Q: What would bears be without Bees?
A: Ears
Koala Bear
What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all of ...
Dinosaur Groans
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A ...
Toucans
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird pu...
A Lizard Walks Into…
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a s...
Fishing For Whiskey
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...
A Penguin Walks Into…
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter...
A Horse Walks Into…
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "...
A Guy Walks Into…
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...
A Bear Walks Into…
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a b...
A Grasshopper Hops Into…
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender sa...
A Frenchman Walks Into…
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on h...
A Dog Goes Into…
A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The...
A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…
When they get their beers, they notice a fly in...
Quite a Crowd
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his...
So a Dog Walks Into…
So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartende...
A Pig Walks Into a Bar…
A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and dr...
Elephant Gift
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?...
Goldfish Birthday
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birt...
Stuffed Bear
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offe...