Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

A whale is always right

Whale, whale, whale...look who was right again.
 

When a hawk falls off a branch

Well, this is hawkward.

Seal jokes

That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!

Lonely Owl

I'm owl by myself.

Annoying Giraffe

You're giraffing me crazy.

When a dolphin makes a mistake…

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Shellfish Loans

Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. Th...

Confused Dolphin

Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
...

I’ve had it—up to my neck

Q: What did the giraffe say when her neighbor w...

Hello to you too

Q: What is every whale's favorite greeting?
A: ...

Awkward encounters

Q: What did the bird watcher say when she misto...

Apologies to the porpoise

Q: What did the dolphin say after he accidental...

Relationship issues

Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during the...

Fishy thoughts

Q: How do fish end their work emails?
A: Let mi...

Top hits on the farm

Q: What is every goat's favorite Haddaway song?...

Bird dating

Q: What did the flamingo post on her dating pro...

When a pony has a sore throat

Do you have water? I'm a little horse.

When a grizzly means business

Stand back, or I'll beat you with my bear hands!

A feline in disbelief

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

Emotional farm animals

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep ...

A cowboy’s best friend

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someo...

What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke?

That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard.

Elephant Vacation

Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom befor...

Toad Parking

Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegal...