One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remo...
Animal Jokes
Mama bear to Papa bear: Well...
Mama bear to Papa bear: Well... You might call ...
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle lo...
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? ...
Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?
Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound ...
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend h...
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey ...
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly wit...
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mo...
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's gar...
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to ...
What is a buttress?
What is a buttress? A female goat.
How should you treat a baby goat?
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water ...
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shop...
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep ...
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he...
What kind of whale flies?
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the whale like the diver?
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he ha...
What is a whale's favorite TV show?
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of H...
Why did the whale cross the road ?
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to th...
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of...
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy n...
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates n...
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? ...