Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea island...

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

A tourist was being led through the swamps of F...

Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.

Look, guide, here are some LION tracks. Good. Y...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the ...

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from T...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An Ame...

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

A client called in inquiring about a package to...

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? H...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hol...

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

What does a vampire stand on after taking a sho...

How does a vampire enter his house?

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the...

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot wi...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a sna...

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a par...

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a s...

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tr...

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, What would you like?

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, Wh...

Look over there!

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to h...

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the...

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

A lion was getting rather old and slow and havi...

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.

One day there was a tortoise walking on the roa...

Q.

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a rid...