You're riding a horse full speed, a man on a giraffe at your side, and a ferocious lion in hot pursuit. What do you do?

Two guys are...

First guy says, "I wish I could do that" The other replies, "you should try...

So there's this...

He is world renowned for his carrots. They are known to be the juiciest, most...

A Bear Walks Into…

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer …............. and some of...

Micheal J. Fox...

He doesn't play games, he just sits there.

Where do you find...

Wherever you fucking left it!

An Australian, an...

The Aussie opens up his lunch box and pulls out a meat pie and says, "Ahhhh...

Your cat died.

A guy goes on a trip abroad and has his best friend stay with his mom to help...

Grasshopper

Every day, Jim gets two six packs on the way home from work. When he gets...

How does Robin...

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

What did Harry...

"Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!" (Hauls ass towards the exit)