The Aussie opens up his lunch box and pulls out a meat pie and says, "Ahhhh shit! Meat pies again! I've had a gut-full of meat pies! Every day my missus gives me meat pies for lunch! If she packs me meat pies for lunch again tomorrow I'm gunna jump off this friggen building and kill myself!"
The American opens his lunchbox and gets out a hot dog and says, "God dammit! I'm sick of these hot dogs for lunch! Every day I get hot dogs for lunch! I'm with you, Aussie guy; if my wife makes me hot dogs again tomorrow I'm gunna jump off this building and kill myself too!"
The Irishman opens his lunchbox and whips out a peanut butter sandwich. He also is disappointed as fuck. "If I find peanut butter sandwiches in my lunchbox again tomorrow I''ll be jumping off this feckin building too!"
The next day at lunch they sit together and the Aussie opens his lunchbox. Sure enough, meat pies for lunch again. So he stands up, walks to the window, jumps out and falls to a bloody death. The American opens his lunchbox, spots a god damn hot dog, gets up, walks to the window, jumps and dies. The Irishman; same deal. Peanut butter sandwiches. So goes and jumps out the window too.
A few days later at the funeral, the wives of the suicidal workmen are talking to each other, sobbing. The Aussie wife says, "I wish he would have told me he didn't like meat pies. I wouldn't have made them for his lunch and he'd still be alive".
The American wife says, "Well if my husband had told me he was sick of hot dogs, I wouldn't have made them for him and he would still be alive too".
The Irish wife says, "Well I don't know why my husband jumped. He always packed his own lunch".
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