all his buddies gather to ask questions. The first one asks what's on everyone's minds, "So, how many times did you get laid?" Well, I didn't. "Why not?" Well, she's got herpes. The next guy asks "So why didn't you just do her in the butt?" Well she had diarrhea too. A collective "Aww that sucks" comes from the group. The next guy asks, "So did you at least get a blow job?" No, she's got pyorrhea too. The last guy asks, "So why did you even marry this girl in the first place?" Well, she's got worms too, and I LOOOVE TO FISH!!!
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