... Iguana tells Koala bear "Hey man, I'm going to go down to the river and get a drink of water". When Iguana gets to the river he runs into Crocodile and says "Hey Crocodile, what's up man? Me and Koala bear are smoking up in the tree if you wanna smoke with us". So Crocodile heads up to the tree to smoke with Koala as Iguana drinks some more water. When Crocodile gets to the base of the tree Koala, who's pretty lit by now, looks down at Crocodile and says "Holy shit Iguana, how much fucking water did you drink?!"
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