Young Love

A guy and his girl go out on a date, then he drives to a scenic point, parks the car and tries to get amorous. The girl stops him with a "Why don't we just talk..."

The guy counters. "If I wanted to talk, I'd be out with my best friend".

The girl says "If I wanted to make out, *I'd* be out with your best friend".

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