When his car suddenly stops. He goes out and tries to see if he can find the problem. When he opens the engine, he finds that a gas cylinder cracked open. Because he's an engineer, he gets a soldering kit out to see if he can patch it up.
After he gets the soldering kit, a bus full of natives stops up beside him.
"Hey, what's up man? You need a lift?" One of them says
The man stops for a second, then calmly replies "No, piston broke."
"So are we, hop in!"
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