Old man's confession

An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 80 years old and I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car and said they were on spring break and needed directions and we got into a discussion and they offered to drive me home and on the way one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex. I told them my wife had been dead a long time & it had been years. She asked if I would like to have some fun, and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment and I had the most magnificent sex for two nights and the day between and they're still there waiting for me and promised they'd show me things I never even knew a man and woman could do."

And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"

Old Man: "Actually, this is the first time."

Priest: "You're 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?"

Old Man: "Because I'm Jewish."

"In that case, why are you telling me?", the priest asks.

And the old man shrugs, "I'm telling everybody."