Three explorers were bushwhacking their way through darkest Africa when they came upon an undiscovered tribe of cannibals.
The Chief informed them that they must each pass two important tests, or they would be eaten.
They were told for test number one, they must go into the jungle and pick 10 fruits from the first tree they find.
The first explorer returned from the jungle with 10 apples and the Chief said, "You have passed the first test. Now you must shove those 10 apples up your ass without making a sound - then you will be set free." He got one apple in, but with the second, he let out a groan so he was beheaded.
The second explorer returned from the jungle with 10 cherries. Chief said, "You have passed the first test. Now you must shove those 10 cherries up your ass without making a sound - then you will be set free." He easily put the cherries in one at a time, but with the 10th cherry he burst out laughing so he was beheaded.
The first and second explorers were reunited at the gates of heaven and explorer one said, "Why did you laugh? 10 cherries should have been no problem."
Explorer two said, "Everything was going fine until I saw our friend coming out of the jungle with 10 pineapples!"
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