A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door.

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink. The pirate came over and ordered rum. Just out of curiosity, the man said, how did you lose your leg? Arrrgh! said the pirate, I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was thrown overboard for stealing a man's rum. That's just terrible. How did you lose your hand? the man said. Arrrgh! said the pirate, I lost that fighting cannibals off Madagascar under Admiral Hawk. Oh my! the man said, I can't even imagine! How did you lose your eye? Arrrgh! A seagull pooped in it! said the pirate. A seagull! the man exclaimed. Is seagull poop dangerous?! he asked. Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook...