�Your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
�You have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
�The EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
�You tell the doctors and nurses that you don't get paid anything to do this
and they look at you like you�re some kind of a freak.
�Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
�The EMS guys refer to you as "the pain in the ass that got in my way when I
was bringing in a code!"
�Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.
�Your favorite colors are green, white and red, even though you are not
Italian.
�Your favorite thing is to take orders from medical students.
�You have recurring nightmares about being knocked to the floor and run over
by a portable X-ray machine.
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