One day a doctor a lawyer and a bum go into a strip joint. the doctor pulls out a 100$, licks it and slaps it on the stripper then the lawyer (not wanting to be out done) pulls out 200$, licks it, and slaps it on the stripper. The bum pulls out a stolen credit card, swipes it down the strippers ass and takes alll of the money.
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