* when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
* neighbors' kids play in your yard more than your own kids do.
* if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local
merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
* there is no local news section in the newspaper.
* if you speak to each dog you pass, by name ..... and he wags his tail at you
* if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
* you can't walk for exercise because everyone offers you a ride.
* when the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
* if you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
* if you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!
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