Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. What's the problem? I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract, snapped the oil man. I don't know if that will fly, said the lawyer. I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her! Damn right, the tycoon rejoined, but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!
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